Slaying the Beast of Our Pasts (collaboration with Felicia Quinn)

She said I was her knight in shining armor,

       I said the armor is a little beat-up, 

       rusty, and kinda worn, 

       and she said that's the best kind around.

       

I said she was my lady so gentle,

       she said that she swore so hard;

       Satan and sailors were taking notes

       on pen and pad;

       and I said that's the best kind possible.

       

We saw the maleficent beast of our pasts,

       it said we would never make it work;

       that our hearts were too shattered,

       maimed and destroyed;

       so we slew the beast with our love.